character - Grandpère Bonnard (segment "The Happy Time") (archive footage)

character - Amos

character - Dub Daniels

character - Self (from How to Marry a Millionaire [1953]) (archive footage)

character - Narrator (voice)

character - Big Daddy

character - Jennings Hyde

character - Cyrus Leffingwell

character - Professor Wheeler

character - Stapleton

character - Mr. Pittman

character - Bill Houston

character - Amos Weatherby

character - Merrivale

character - Pop Morgan

character - Ben Nayfack

character - O'Henry and Narrator

character - Amos

character - Mickey Mills

character - Digger Barnes

character - Willard 'Digger' Barnes

character - Dr. Moe Sinden

character - Nate Redstone

character - Col. Terwilliger

character - Jack Henderson

character - (archive footage)

character - Inspector Richard Queen

character - Dancer

character - T.R. Clydesdale

character - Pee-Wee the Piccolo (voice)

character - Insp. Richard Queen

character - Dr. Abner Sedgwick

character - E.J. Heiss

character - Maynard Richards

character - Roy Bensinger

character - Grandpa Jubal

character - The Duke

character - Raymond Lennox / 'Steele'

character - Wally Sensibaugh

character - Walter Tyson

character - Armand Faber

character - David Wayne (uncredited)

character - Narrator

character - Charles Dutton

character - Dr. Charles Dutton

character - Dr. Mill

character - Colonel Rufus Ryder

character - Teddy Brewster

character - Monsieur Bordeaux

character - Emory Ward

character - Dr. Ian Rice

character - The Mad Hatter

character - George Holloway

character - Al 'The Bomber' Devlin

character - Dr. James Crown

character - Self ("We're Not Married") (archive footage) (uncredited)

character - Andrew Anderson

character - Martin Reese

character - Self

character - Samuel Brennan

character - Woodrow Thrasher

character - Walter Bedeker

character - The Devil

character - Herbert Konish

character - Ralph White

character - Corporal Larry Dolan

character - James Mennick

character - Willis Reynolds

character - Self

character - Tracy Powell

character - Self - Nominee / Performer

character - Self - Performer

character - Joe McCall

character - Homer Bolton

character - Sam Jacoby

character - Judge Warfield

character - Rev. Arthur Byrne

character - Preston Norby

character - Grandpa Jubal

character - Colonel Rufus Ryder

character - Tugboat Walker

character - Freddie Denmark

character - Lt. Carl G. Schmidt

character - David Vincent

character - Arthur Martin

character - Sol Hurok

character - Ed McCoy

character - Horace (segment "The Cop and the Anthem")

character - Jeff Norris

character - Ben Halper

character - Don Ross

character - Sakini

character - Father Firenzuola

character - Joe Elliott

character - Joe

character - Martin W. Harrow

character - Walter Pringle

character - Carl Granger

character - Arthur Maxwell

character - Self - Panelist

character - Kip Lurie

character - Gus O'Toole

character - Jasper Hornby

character - Self

character - Pilot of Ditching B-17